today in orchestra, as I was halfheartedly fighting the urge to sleep/pass-out, I was suddenly seized by the thought that I should to bite my cello
so I did! YOLO!!
no, I didn’t. but I was seriously considering it. I even imagined what how it would look from another person’s point of view. girl is slouching on cello. girl is half asleep. girl bends head down and takes a bite out of the cello.
……………you are me
There is an old legend that says cellos bite back.
Watch out, friends.
They’re all watching you.
As you sleep.
YOBACO: you only bite a cello once.